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'I've seen a mound like this only once before. We're no dealing with just any gopher...'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Sheltering in place.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

I love Basketball.

Improvised Dentistry.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"