Baseball Fan With A Twist Pillows

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Playing pig

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Monster Baseball

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

What would happen if Shakespeare lived centuries later and tried being a baseball umpire? Out, damned spot! Out, I say! Can you explain the infield fly rule. It is madness yet there is method in it! What's in a name? A rose by any other name would hit as sweet! Fair is foul, and foul is fair. You should stick to writing.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Suzanne Lenglen

Sports Medicine.

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"My dad is more into technology than sports. I dropped a ball today, so he thinks my mitt has a virus."

I use the word "batter" when talking about either of my two favorite things, pancakes and baseball!

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

T-Rex Baseball

At spring training.

Mom Umpires

A Not So Grand Slam.

Indians Smoke Signals.

'Safe!'