Maitre'd Pillows

Add comfort and charm to a maitre'd’s space with cozy pillows featuring clever designs. Perfect for lounge areas or home, they bring personality and professionalism together.

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'Dou you have a reservation?' Indian restaurants.

'Dou you have a reservation?' Indian restaurants. mockup

'Dou you have a reservation?' Indian restaurants.

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'Do you have a reservation?' 'One or two. But I'm prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt.'

'Do you have a reservation?' 'One or two. But I'm prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt.' mockup

'Do you have a reservation?' 'One or two. But I'm prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt.'

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'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'

'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?' mockup

'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'

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'I'm afraid we can't allow two fat, ugly bastards like you to have a window seat.'

'I'm afraid we can't allow two fat, ugly bastards like you to have a window seat.' mockup

'I'm afraid we can't allow two fat, ugly bastards like you to have a window seat.'

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'We're quite full, but I can squeeze you into the angst section.'

'We're quite full, but I can squeeze you into the angst section.' mockup

'We're quite full, but I can squeeze you into the angst section.'

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"Are you blind? I'm wearing a tie!" mockup

"Are you blind? I'm wearing a tie!"

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'WHY? WHY? WHY?' 'Because we have a dress code, Sir.'

'WHY? WHY? WHY?' 'Because we have a dress code, Sir.' mockup

'WHY? WHY? WHY?' 'Because we have a dress code, Sir.'

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'I have strict orders not to seat anyone not wearing a tie.'

'I have strict orders not to seat anyone not wearing a tie.' mockup

'I have strict orders not to seat anyone not wearing a tie.'

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"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!" mockup

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

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Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party. mockup

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law." mockup

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

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'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.' mockup

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

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Slow Night

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Hair Traffic control.

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"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you." mockup

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

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"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices." mockup

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

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"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick." mockup

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

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Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?' mockup

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

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'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?' mockup

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

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Know your dog - The brain.

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"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

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