Meter Maid Pillows

No double parking.

Entrapment Or What?

In one last act of civil disobedience, Carl pulled over and died.

Slow Night

"... And on the way out, you won't notice my car parked in a no parking zone."

Meter Maid

A sneak of traffic wardens

Santa vs traffic warden...

"His first out-of-body experience."

Cry babies.

Face painting.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

A midwife holding a baby

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'