Motel Maid Pillows

'Sanitized for your protection.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Cook and her Maids

Slow Night

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The Suite Hereafter

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Mini Bar

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

In the art gallery

No early morning tea past this landing

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'What if I promise not to look?'

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

Saying Grace.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'Bed & Bagel'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Welcome to the United States."

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman