Hiring A Maid Pillows

"That blasted maid's got everything upside-down again!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I didn't spark joy."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Cook and her Maids

Bathroom Fairy

Slow Night

Tilly Slowboy

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'But you said to clean my room.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"