Hiring A Maid Mugs

"That blasted maid's got everything upside-down again!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I didn't spark joy."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Cook and her Maids

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Bathroom Fairy

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Tilly Slowboy

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Slow Night

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'But you said to clean my room.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"