Maid Mugs

"I shouldn't have taken this job."

"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."

'It's too big for me to keep clean myself.'

A snowman uses a window cleaning spray to clean the glass.

"Welcome to the United States."

Crinoline for Domestic Use

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

The poop scooper maid.

The Marchioness at cards

"You cleaned out your desk so efficiently you've been rehired and placed in charge of Housekeeping."

'You've been good and loyal staff but unfortunately my unemployment benefit's been stopped so I am going to have to let you go.'

Getting Rid of Servants

The New Maid Servant

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

'Wanda, I think this is a little beyond the call of duty.'

servants discuss the meaning of a word on a doormat

Servant girl being told off for wearing her hair down in curls

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Servant maid makes excuse to go out and meet a soldier

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Belgravian flunkey hiding whilst the mob break his mistress's windows,

"Hon, would you say a kind word to Maria? She's entirely in technology stocks."

"Mr. Hawthorne called, Madame. I couldn't quite make out whether he was bringing someone home or someone was bringing him home."

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Monday, July 7, 1986. It is a quiet morning at Belle Aire. Slight fog. Beuford is fussing with his trailer hitch..."

Maid

Mistresses and Servants

Cook and her Maids

The Lodger and the Maid

Maid Explaining to the Lady why there is no Meat

Maids

"I can’t see a movie tonight — I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

The Duchess and her new Maid

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."