Serial Marrier Pillows

"She's planning a big wedding, and why not. You only get married for the third time once."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Succession 2

Binge Watch

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

"I need a man who will commit."

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

Congratulations you are Date Number 1000.

"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"

'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'

'Well you've finally driven me here.'

'Stand up straight!'

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."