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"How interesting I've never met an underachiever before."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

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Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Today's love

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

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"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'That must be my computer date.'

You looked different during our video chat.

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'We met online.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Online Romance