Serial Marrier Prints

"She's planning a big wedding, and why not. You only get married for the third time once."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

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Succession 2

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"God, I love this show!"

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I need a man who will commit."

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

Congratulations you are Date Number 1000.

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'Well you've finally driven me here.'

All the stuff you need is here.

'Stand up straight!'

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"