Mail Jokes Fan Gifts

'It's nothing serious. You just have postman's elbow.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Envelopes.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

You've Got Mail

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

Letters arrive during flood.

Parcel mail by sewer.

'They carry junk mail.'

Beware of the Dog.

"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Junk Mail

"Your allowance is in the mail."

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

US Post Office, Stamps and By Products.

Letter box

'By opening this envelope, and taking out this letter you have voluntarily agreed to buy product...'

Polio appeal,help fight cancer, junk mail - "And a good morning to you."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

'No back-log for us to clear tomorrow.'

US Post Office, Walk Ins Welcome.

'At least excrement makes a change from the usual junk mail.'