Magnetism T-Shirts

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Magnets & acupuncture.

"Money or your beard!"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

CLEAR!

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Idle parts

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car Dentistry.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'