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"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Planned service changes

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'I also offer massage therapy.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

Deep tissue massage.

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"Shoulder work ahead"

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

Planned service changes

Foot Massage

'You're very tense today.'