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Tangled Earphones Support Group.

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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

In the Guru District

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."