Magnetism Pillows

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

CLEAR!

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Idle parts

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car Dentistry.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."