Magnetism Specialist Gifts

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

A boy and his spin patrol.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Trust Your Doctor

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Magnet at scrapyard

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Niche Marketing

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"Money or your beard!"

"I have prescribed something to make you sleep better! Be careful not to take too many! If you do this side effect is headaches!"

Experts in their field.

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

Rafael Nadal

"A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice and a bigger home."

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."