Magnetic Field Researcher Gifts

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Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Here's the problem."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'Well that's certainly new!'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"No Littering" sign in space.

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

Magnet at scrapyard

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'

'It's THEM.'

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

"Igor, get your mind out of the gutter."

Come tell us what's there in the outer space.

Hazards of field research.

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Wrong pills

"He doesn't seem to grasp the historical significance of this moment."

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."