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'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mouse real estate!

'Ready?!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

"I think they're trying to tell us we've stayed to long."

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'Location, location, location.'

'The owner is motivated.'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

The Movers Strip - Use of mirrors in selling a property

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

Mythical lake forest.

Housing Market

"Well, they don't want us in the house anymore and they're frantically cleaning up: I think they're going to sell our home..."

'Are you thinking of selling your bijou residence?'

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

"Actually, I think having the lived-in look can help sell your house. Just make sure it looks lived-in by rich people."

The Movers Strip - Coffee table reading