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'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mouse real estate!

'Ready?!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

"I think they're trying to tell us we've stayed to long."

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'Location, location, location.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'The owner is motivated.'

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

Housing Market

"Well, they don't want us in the house anymore and they're frantically cleaning up: I think they're going to sell our home..."

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

The Movers Strip - Coffee table reading

Mythical lake forest.

'Are you thinking of selling your bijou residence?'

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

The Movers Strip - Use of mirrors in selling a property