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Mythical lake forest.

Living together, couple in love.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

The Witch Sisters Fmaily Picture

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

Homes of the font designers

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

Repossessed Properties.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Family living in an allevator

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

Yellow Fairy

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

"I want to be irresistible to women."

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

Film makers.

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

"My kitchen is a magical place. People suddenly appear at mealtime and disappear when it's time to clean."

'Wow! It looks like my hypnosis lessons finally paid off!'

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

"I've downsized..."

"Okay, but you've only got one wish left. Are you sure you want another pork chop?"

"I had a huge crush on him, he was so handsome, but then this girl kissed him and he transformed into a human: I was heart-broken..."

Magic brooms empty buckets of resumes into an overflowing Job Centre

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.