Magical Beauty Lover Pillows

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Moses as a child.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Beware of the Cat.

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Emma Watson

"Your mascara is running."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"No guarantees, right?"

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Not here, Fred.'