Magical Beauty Lover Pillows

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Moses as a child.

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Beware of the Cat.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"No guarantees, right?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Not here, Fred.'

'Pick a business card.'