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'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The tooth fairy.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Needs salt!'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."