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"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"Nap time."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Four mechanics working on a car

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

Hard-working.

We found the problem it's your alternator.

Llittle girl rising a stick horse.

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

I got a car for the weekend!

"Sounds like the problem is in the fan belt."

Business repairman.

"There really is no need for confusion about the change in the enforcement of this law. Part 95 of section 33 of article Q in the manual quite clearly states ..."

WD40

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

'It refuses to stop at garage sales!'

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

I'll trade you my phone for a latte. Pardon? You'll love it. It's vintage. A collector's item. It's from 1998. I bought it from a really old man in a magic shop last year. No deal. Come on! It's not like the shop vanished as soon as I left it. And it's not like I keep getting mysterious late-night calls on it from people in 1998 who keep telling me jokes I've already heard a million times. And it's not like the magic shop man told me I can only get rid of the phone by selling it or trading it. R