Magical Mechanic Enthusiast Gifts

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"Nap time."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Four mechanics working on a car

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

Hard-working.

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"Sounds like the problem is in the fan belt."

Llittle girl rising a stick horse.

Business repairman.

I got a car for the weekend!

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

"There really is no need for confusion about the change in the enforcement of this law. Part 95 of section 33 of article Q in the manual quite clearly states ..."

WD40

'It refuses to stop at garage sales!'

Freeing a Clockwork Bird

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'