Magic Mechanic Mugs

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Here we are."

Toadstools

The Life of Pi

The tooth fairy.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Needs salt!'

Cheeze Wiz.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...