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"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Tartine

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Domestic Goddess.

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Burnt or Raw?

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'What'll it be?'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'After you with the camouflage.'

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"I don't like it."

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'