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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I am not asking for directions."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'