Macho Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

"Why don't we call it a draw?"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Important Muscles.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"This is all my own hair."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

Man with many tattoos.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"That's against the rules...."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

The interpreter

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

'Well, that's just great, we're lost...but will Mr. Macho stop and ask for directions? Ohhh, no!'

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'Let's become one...ME.'

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

The Men Thing. . .