Machine Gun Collector (humor) Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for a machine gun enthusiast who appreciates humor? Our collection features amusing and tongue-in-cheek items that celebrate their interest while adding a touch of lightheartedness. Perfect for birthdays, special occasions, or just because, these gifts will make their day with a smile.

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'Just relax, gorillas are not aggressive.'

'Just relax, gorillas are not aggressive.' mockup

'Just relax, gorillas are not aggressive.'

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"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..." mockup

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

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To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.) mockup

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

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'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...' mockup

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

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'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?' mockup

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

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'Bert's dog training.'

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'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!! mockup

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

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A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone. mockup

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

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"Eat me"

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"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage." mockup

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

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'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.' mockup

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

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Cake Free Zone

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A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop mockup

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

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',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

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"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed." mockup

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

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'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.' mockup

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

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"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!" mockup

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

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"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!" mockup

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

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