Gun Collector's Giggle Gifts

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Bribes for Jabs

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

A Rifle Competition in the North

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Oh my God! It's Goldie lock stock and two smoking barrels"

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

'Just relax, gorillas are not aggressive.'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

'There ought to be background checks before people can vote.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"Use your indoor gun."

How many times do I have to remind you to empty your pockets before doing laundry?