Macabre Romance Admirer Gifts

Grave robber meet-cute

Bear Costume

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Love

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Love Birds love just being together

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Perfect Match

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Barbara Cartland

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."