Neo-romantic Admirer Gifts

Georgiy Sviridov

Bear Costume

Felix Mendelssohn

Love

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

The Death Of Venus

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Sistine Selfie

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Love Birds love just being together

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Hans Holbein

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Shakespeare

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'What?'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."