Romantic Tragedy Admirer Gifts

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Out damn Spot

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Love Birds love just being together

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

The Clown Hit

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"It's not what you think."

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Tosca

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Snowman Romance

"I think I'm falling in love."

The Great Catsby.

Blarney Stone Romance

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

John Constable

"I didn't have this in mind when you said you'd make breakfast in bed!"

William Blake's Seven

Carl Maria Friedrich Erust von Weber

Snow White