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Grave robber meet-cute

Bear Costume

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Love

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Love Birds love just being together

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

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'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Perfect Match

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Death Takes A Time-Share

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."