Mac Vs Pc Debater Pillows

'First we have to decide, Randy -- Will we be a PC family or a Macintosh family?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Gun laws US

Changing Minds

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

The Proust of Twitter

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Science Snobs

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'