Music Debaters Pillows

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

'Yes, we've found a way to make teenagers pay for music on the Internet. Unfortunately, it also kills them.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Approved Debate Questions

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'