Digital Music Debaters Pillows

The problem is, these free music downloads on the internet are killing the Siberian kazoo folk-pop trio industry.

Mozart on a computer,

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

The Proust of Twitter

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

I can't keep up, Randy. What happened, little buddy? You know how I created a hate-bot to automate my back you up in online arguments business? Don't tell me: The Russian troll farms beat you to it. No. My hate-bot became sentient and created an even snarkier hate-bot. Mankind is officially obsolete. For an extra $1, the HB-1000 will throw in racism and misogyny.

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

The First Asshole

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

"I'm leaving and I'm taking your iTunes with me."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."