Digital Music Debaters Pillows

Mozart on a computer,

The Proust of Twitter

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."