Lyricist Diva Pillows

"The love ballad I'm about to sing will pose a lot of uncomfortable questions about gender identity and class-based issues. I hope you can handle it."

I could have danced all night!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Ladies

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

William Shakespeare

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Kensington Fluffies

Ballet dancer.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Ruff

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Bow

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Party Time!

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Aerobics Class.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'