Divination Diva Pillows

Tarot Lying

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Party Time!

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Brownie Points

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Dancing Doctor

'It;s the xmas party, Jane... let your hair down!'

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

"Face it, you'd be lost without me!"

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Your father's upset because I've been autocorrecting him."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

"If you ask me, good parenting requires clear boundaries, loving discipline and random acts of off-the-wall crazy."

Spring Break!

'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'

"The love ballad I'm about to sing will pose a lot of uncomfortable questions about gender identity and class-based issues. I hope you can handle it."

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

"You said I'm not supposed to tell you how to drive... but you did miss the turn-off four miles back!"

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.