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"The love ballad I'm about to sing will pose a lot of uncomfortable questions about gender identity and class-based issues. I hope you can handle it."

I could have danced all night!

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

University Soapflakes

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Ladies

William Shakespeare

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Kensington Fluffies

Ballet dancer.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Ruff

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

Bow

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Party Time!

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Aerobics Class.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'