Musical Diva At Heart Pillows

Turandot

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Covid Music

'Sheep striptease'.

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

The quarantine self cut.

"I love my luvvie."

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Magicians monkey.

DIY pedicure

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

Celine Dion

Accountant sings the blues

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"