Lyric Legend Gifts

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Robbie Williams

'Face it, Kemosabe - Nothing rhymes with 'Hi-Yo, Silver,''

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Knights of the bedside table.

Jack London

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Scotsman in the bath...

Pandora's Change Purse...

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Ted Hughes

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."