Lyric Jester Gifts

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

Karaoke night.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'