Lyre Player Gifts

"Who are you calling a lyer?"

Lennon and McCartney.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"I hate this time of year."

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

Ladies in Lycra

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

Hugo Wolf

Lady Anglea

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

Robert Schumann

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

'The pitcher calls a time out and walks toward the dugout. He's signaling the front office, and it looks like they're bringing out a new manager.'

"Oh no Henry - Not Another one of your proclamations!"

'My rise to the top is a long story. Being bottom of the food chain you'll sit and listen to all of it.'

Sneezing dragon.

'Here's your new diet.' - 'A stick of celery?' - 'Lick it once at breakfast, once at lunchtime.' - 'And then eat it for dinner, right?' - 'Not until Week 6' - 'Gah.'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

"I know that the industy has a responsibility to challenge climate change. . ."

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