
'Frankly, these Italian shoes don't look any better than my usual ones...'
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'Frankly, these Italian shoes don't look any better than my usual ones...'
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"
"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."
The Stat-shoe of Liberty.
New Shoes.
Shoe addict.
Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.
'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'
'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'
'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
Mister Pretty Shoes
"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"
"Do you do much walking?"
"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."
"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."
"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."
"I travel Prada whenever I can."
"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"
"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"
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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.
Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.
"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."
"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"
"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"
'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'
'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'
"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."
'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'
'They're bound to hurt at first.'
"Port outbound, starboard home."
'Best to keep downwind.'
"You're right. They do taste funny."
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