Luxury Humorist Pillows

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

'I'm not sure what I'm worth. After the first $700 million, it all got kind of conceptual.'

Luxury Box.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Honest Vending

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Brad Pitt.

Champagne at the hunt

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Jennifer Lawrence

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Hollywood in tiny glimpses

Ben Stiller

Bed or breakfast.

'Hello, Room Service?'

No petting in the pool!

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

Now you can buy shares online. "Buy Cher's What?"

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

'Service Lift.'

"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."