Luxury Hotels Gifts

'I want one of those jobs where I get to go to meetings at snazzy hotels and stuff.'

Hotel Doorkeys

Do not disturb...

Which Hilton have you booked me into?

Sloaney Pony.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bubbly

Baroque Peacock

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'