Booking A Luxury Hotel Stay Gifts

"You ordered tea sir? This is a luxury hotel so I've not only poured it for you and brought it to your room, but I'm now going to drink it for you."

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

La Table

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Do not disturb...

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'It's the bill for your trip to France. When you called to ask if it was okay to bathe in Champagne, I thought you meant the place.'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Room service.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

'Something exotic and wildly expensive for me and a pick me up for my husband when you give him the bill.'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

The doctor is INN

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

"And we're pleased to offer a complimentary glass of Champagne to those single gentlement with incomes over $250000 pa who leave us their telephone numbers."

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."