Luxury Escape Dreamers Gifts

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Visit the Geek islands.

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

STRIP Ostrich Hotel

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

'One of life's great mysteries...Why does it take four week's salary to pay for two week's holiday?.'

The Ice Cream Truck!

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'