Luxury Escape Dreamers Pillows

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

Visit the Geek islands.

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

STRIP Ostrich Hotel

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

The Ice Cream Truck!

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

'One of life's great mysteries...Why does it take four week's salary to pay for two week's holiday?.'

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."